1.Why couldn't the skeleton go to the ghoul's school disco? He had no body to go with!
2.What's an American cat's favorite car? A Catillac!
3.On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday! 4.Where do horses live? In neigh-borhoods! 5.What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas? She burped 7UP!
6.Why did the boy freeze his money? He wanted cold, hard catch!
7.Why did Tigger look inside the toilet? He looking for Pooh!
8.What kind of tooth is worth a dollar? A buck tooth!
9.Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine closet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
10.What kind of critters do secret agents like? Spy-ders!
11.What did the naughty bunny leave for Easter? Deviled Eggs!
12.What do lions call antelopes? Fast food!
What's Earth's necklace? The rainbow.